Harvested by sherpas from the glaciers of Nepal, blessed by Tibetan monks and shipped directly to your door, Tibetan Ice is guaranteed to be the absolute purest ice on Earth!  No nasty chemicals, minerals or stray fecal matter; this is the real deal... 100% pure holy Himalayan ice! Pour yourself a cold beverage or chill your favorite cocktail and be transported!  Tibetan Ice... refresh the spirit!
Refresh the Spirit!
Tibetan Ice
"Water tastes better, soft drinks taste better, booze tastes better... everything just tastes better with Tibetan Ice.  Hell, I'd bathe in that shit if I could afford shipping!"
                                                                                                       
-- T.T. Arkanian
     Parlin, NJ
"Head in the toilet, puking my guts out after knocking back nine scotch-on-the-rocks, and yet I've never felt closer to the Earth spirit.  God bless Tibetan Ice!"
-- A.M. Tallman
    Omaha, NE
"Best damn ice I've ever tasted, and believe you me, I've sucked on tons of ice.  Up here at the top of the world, it's Tibetan Ice or nothing for this ol' Eskimo!"
-- Nanook
    Nome, AK
"I thought this was some kind of sick joke until I ordered Tibetan Ice.  Now I'm hooked for life.  No more crystal meth for me, baby... from now on I'm snorting Tibetan Ice!"
-- E.T. Walton
    Fargo, ND